Assput

The act of slamming your ass onto someone's penis, usually painful.
"Damn man, that bitch gave me an assput! There was blood everywhere!"
by Tardstroker May 21, 2010
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Kneecapped

The act of breaking someone's kneecaps to prevent movement.
I kneecapped your mother. With my penis.
by tardstroker May 27, 2010
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