3 definitions by taekook bros

glonyepiflon

a word that alex 100% made up.
it apparently means a bit iffy or u get a bad vibe yano.

fin is such a glonyepiflon
glonyepiflon is NOT a word

by taekook bros June 7, 2020

dirty tuan

Shoving a cactus up your ass and then having loving anal sex so the piece of shit of a cheater can feel the spikes. After the anal sex, u snap the dick and the cactus in half, as revenge for the guy cheating on u with another guy.

Alex: 'Damn bro I can't believe u 'dirty tuan'ed ur ex.'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'

by taekook bros June 7, 2020

klackenschpock

it means a fucking retarded person who makes up words to make themselves sound intelligent.

ALEX: ur crush is sUCh a glonyepiflon
NORMAL HUMAN: OH STFU YOU KLACKENSCHPOCK

by taekook bros June 8, 2020