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masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
by t freezy August 13, 2011
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