syndicalist cattle herder's definitions

Wyome

Wyome: To be thought to be real, but are in fact nothing more than a hole in the space-time continuum through which billions of cattle fall through every second. An object that is wyome is typically created by the state in an attempt to coerce the population into blissful obedience in order to further some goal involving world domination. Examples of these objects include the so-called state Wyoming, the Moon, and Donald Trump's approval rating.

Hey, have you been to Wyoming?
No, stupid, that place is wyome! It isn't real!

by syndicalist cattle herder April 29, 2019