Definitions by suselini

FTR 

Fail To Return
Going for a midweek lunch with co-workers or friends, ending up having a few (too many) drinks and forgetting that you had to go back to work.

- Hey, where's John, he was supposed to hand me the status report at two o'clock
- Uuuuh he went for lunch like three hours ago, guess he FTR'd.

FTR by suselini October 16, 2010