super mega masturbator oarlock's definitions

Spider-Man Grip

The position of female masturbation/fingering in which her middle and index finger are moved consistently inside of her vagina in a trigger movement, resembling the finger movement that Spider-Man uses to shoot webs (this position can also be used by a male to the female).

-Person 1: I walked in on her spider-man grip fingering herself HARD dude
-Person 2: wow. H O T.

by super mega masturbator oarlock October 4, 2018

VulpineDoge

Some guy who gets rejected by every girl on snapchat but he thinks he's better and smarter than you cuz his dad is rich and he can build computers.

Ian: dude I broke my knee again oof
VulpineDoge: HAHA WEAKKKKK! MY DAD HAS A PORSCHE.

by super mega masturbator oarlock October 4, 2018