sumsarious the III's definitions

Pesooj

A creature who can transform into a human who finds a target who will talk to him and then stalks his target until the end of his life. Pesoojes are also incredibly nature/forest/woods obsessed with many of them bringing large med kits with them everywhere. They way you can tell a Pesooj from a regular person is through their laugh. Pesoojes laughs is a combination of seagull noises and window wiping. Most Pesoojes vision is not very good, therefore they have nerdy glasses on. Pesoojes also are hard to get rid of the way they lay 50000 eggs per year, luckily, Pesoojes are pretty easy to tell apart from their mean and arrogant behavior with other people instead of their targets.

A Pesooj just recently captured my friend Konard in his stalker trap, luckily the people around the Pesooj knew the procedure to evacuate the Pesooj.

by sumsarious the III February 13, 2023

Lardy fart

When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.

Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was

by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023

Spaggheto

single strand of spaggheti

ate a fat bowl of spaggheti but ratatoullie wanted a bite so i had to give him a spaggheto

by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023