Definitions by suedeboi

smiley

n. A thick metal chain with TWO padlocks on it, which, when rendered upon someone's skull, leaves the impression of a smiley face. Popular term used among street urchins and homeless thug gutter punks.

"Gimme my ten sack, bitch, or I'll crush your skull with my smiley.

smiley by suedeboi July 18, 2008