Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (or DHMO) is a tongue in cheek conspiracy theory that claims said substance is extremely dangerous, can cause burns, death, etc., when in reality, dihydrogen monoxide is the scientific name for water, as H2O is its chemical formula.

Person 1: Careful! There might be DHMO in your water!
Person 2: Dihydrogen Monoxide IS water.

by subscribe to me on youtube pls June 14, 2018

twelfth base

WTF ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY THERE ARE ONLY 3 IN BASEBALL

guy a: dude, i did it w/my gf
guy b: how much?
guy a: twelfth base
guy b: wtf

by subscribe to me on youtube pls May 08, 2018

Octagon

An 8-sided polygon, mainly associated with stop signs.

Whoa! That stop sign is, like, an octagon!
all of em are

by subscribe to me on youtube pls September 18, 2018