2 definition by stubely boobely

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Someone you're still friends with even though they are a huge piece of shit and won't ever shut up, yet you keep inviting them over.

Damn I know this drug is bad for me but I can't get enough, it's a real Chris Miller.

by stubely boobely November 04, 2019

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.

I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis

by stubely boobely November 04, 2019