2 definitions by stuart williams

Basically a person that you see walking down the street that feels the need carry on a fake conversation on their cell phone due to the fact that they are by themselves and want people to think that they are on some important mission or need to be somewhere.
Me and Rebecca were heading to the bar last week and saw Jessica walking down the street by herself, talking on her cell phone. What a cell-phonie she is.
by stuart williams May 24, 2007
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When you tell a woman you can make your dick disappear and
she says well how can you do that and you explain to her that all she has to do is open her mouth!!!!!
My girlfriend wanted to watch tv the other night and I told her wait a little while longer because David Copperfield is coming
by stuart williams November 7, 2006
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