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Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
mugGet the Bitch wafflemug.

Thinketh

It's like old english shakespeare for think or something. That or I made it up in a fever dream. who's to say? I'm pretty sure you can add eth to the end of any verb to make it sound fancy
The first guy: I thinketh women should get drafted just like men
The second guy: Thinketh is not a word?
The first guy: I thinketh you haven'teth readeth shakespeare
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
mugGet the Thinkethmug.

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