3 definitions by stalebagel

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Lolzz pronounced “lolsies” is a term to simply say laugh out loud in a more informal or patronizing way.

“Did you see the video I just sent you.” “Yea, lolzz”

by stalebagel February 14, 2021