1 definition by squiggle pig

Von Werner

A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.

But kinda ripped

I was so excited to meet this guy, turns out he was just a little Von Werner.

by squiggle pig January 27, 2020