sphincter sargent's definitions

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016

Karunt

It is a contraction of 'Karen' and cunt'.

When a person is a total Karen and a big cunt at the same time.

That woman in the drive-thru demanded that we serve her even though she came 10 minutes after we closet. What a KARUNT!

by sphincter sargent January 19, 2022

vag of honor

A woman who has Pleasured countless men to complete and utter satisfaction.

I spent a night with Jenna. That chick is so skillful! She surely has earned her Vag of honor.

by sphincter sargent March 10, 2017

Lady balloons

A female human who has above average sized breasts that potentially looked particularly perky.

Have you seen the new girl at school? Holy crap she's got some serious lady balloons up front.

by sphincter sargent July 14, 2021