4 definitions by soundless scream

Cheese Lord

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner

That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.

by soundless scream March 4, 2019

Hanksorcism

On occasion a man may find himself with the malady of making involuntary Hank Hill sounds, which results in the necessary efforts to remove the Hank from the afflicted body immediately.

Example of the signs of a needed Hanksorcism:

Person one: *Tickles person two*

Person two: "Bwuh-huh"

by soundless scream April 2, 2018

Huge-Normous

A thing that is larger than normal, being "huger" than the norm. Mostly used to describe large things for lack of a better word.

I can't swallow those medicine pills! Look at them they're huge-normous!

by soundless scream August 28, 2010

Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

by soundless scream May 7, 2017