2 definitions by sorry but it's true

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is amazing. She is an amazing friend, and you just can't help but have a crush on her. She is always there for you, she's cool, interesting, and you have a lot in common. She is really into anime and manga, you are not that much, but it's okay, because she is her. She is a little bit dark sometimes, but so are you. You feel a bit awkward around her, but she doesn't seem to notice. She is the best friend you have. She is not necessarily overly attractive, but to you, she is so cute. All you want to do is just share a hug sometime, and your life would be complete.

Yeah, I like Mackenzie a lot, but I'm never going to have the courage to tell her.

by sorry but it's true February 20, 2021

Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true May 24, 2018