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A place where if you express your opinion, you either get praised or you get flooded with anon hate. Almost everyone has a gay ship(s). Beware of the superwholocks. (What is superwholock, you might be asking yourself. It is a combination of the shows Supernatural, Doctor Who, and BBC's Sherlock. God knows why it even exists.) Everyone has a fandom, no matter if it's large or small, well known or barely recognized. It doesn't really even matter what the fandom is for. You could have a fucking fandom for toenails and there is bound to be people to join.

A cis, straight white male: I'd like to make a tumblr account!

People from tumblr: EW NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US YOU CIS-SHIT KILL THE PATRIARCHY AAAAHHHHH

Guess what you fucking dumbasses
Some of your favorite actors are cis straight white males

by someone with a tumblr account August 5, 2014