kole

Is the shortened form of Nikolaus
not to be confused with "nick"
which is the shortened form of "Nickolis"

Is the greatest.

Plans to be either a Hobo or your Un-questioned dictator.

is a nice person who you should choose as your master.

Is the greatest.

this is not an advertisment for you to choose Kole (yes it is)

*Do it or no one will love you
*you will die alone
*c'mon you know you want to
*all your friends are doing it
*you'll be popular
*kole might even give you a country of your choice (pick mexico)
*border hoppers rule
*i like cheese
*arrrg! im a pirate
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