Definitions by some-random-guy

sloppy crush 

A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.

foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"

sloppy crush by some-random-guy December 4, 2014

street-heart 

Someone who you run into consistently during your daily commute with whom you have developed an awkward bond.

My street-heart just found me on facebook. How did he even know my last name?

street-heart by some-random-guy May 14, 2014

house-bump 

When you drive by a buddys house and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.

(via text)
you: house-bump
buddy: aw! love you too bro.

house-bump by some-random-guy May 14, 2014