bullet ignorance

a superheros uncanny ability to completely ignore most bullets fired at him.

Superman has some serious bullet ignorance.

by some-random-guy November 18, 2018

remumble

verb
vaguely remember. Portmanteau of remember and mumble.
See also rememble.

I did terribly on that test. I only remumbled like half of the chapters.

by some-random-guy November 18, 2018

work-bump

When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.

(via text)

you: work-bump

buddy: aw! love you too bro.

by some-random-guy November 18, 2018