3:44 AM

The time that somebody woke up and decided to upload a definition to a specific dictionary website. That website can be edited by anyone. That someone was me and I uploaded this definition to Urban Dictionary. As if your common sense ass didn't already know that.
Some dude is sitting at his computer. The clock reads 3:44 AM. The stomping of the dude's father gets louder until the father barges in. "What the f**k is going on?! It's 3:44 AM and you're still on that shitty computer?!" "But I'm defining a word! Give me a minute!" The clock strikes 3:45 AM. "Okay you're done buddy."
by some random dude that's bored December 21, 2023
Get the 3:44 AM mug.

dihydrogen monoxide

A scary chemical that sounds like it will take over the world, even though it's just f***ing water.
"Yo Jimmy! Can you get me some dihydrogen monoxide?" "What is that? Some chemical?" "No, you dipshit, water!"
by some random dude that's bored November 06, 2023
Get the dihydrogen monoxide mug.