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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
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person 1: i had sex with an
omlette
in the
middle
of a
mall
while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
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some random ahh mothafucka idk
June 6, 2022
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