Definitions by some book

first nap of the day

Euphemism for sleeping late.

Where's Deb? Her breakfast is getting cold.

She's taking the first nap of the day.

first nap of the day by some book May 22, 2010

torpornap 

An overwhelming, irresistable, deep sleep nap. You might drool, the world might end, but you wouldn't know it. Based upon torpor, which is the state of a hibernating animal.

Jane: My secret to productivity is that after lunch I take a power nap.

Bill: Screw that! I'm taking a torpornap.

torpornap by some book May 22, 2010

the excellent lizard 

verb: (to give someone the "excellent lizard"): to suddenly discontinue a conversation, especially a phone conversation. Usually for a perfectly good reason, but also, less commonly, because one does not want to continue speaking with the person on the other end of the call.
Origin: OMG, an excellent lizard just ran by. I have to run get my camera. I'll call you back. (True.)

(Out of the blue in a conversation that to this point has been casual and relaxed) "Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give you the excellent lizard. A cop just pulled me over."

the excellent lizard by some book June 19, 2009