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a large male or female human that becomes excessively large after excessive consumption of beers. Having a beer belly, or beer butt resembling a hippopatomus therefore it is called a beerapotamus. ( I want a beerapotamus for Christmas, only a beerapotamus will do, I don't want a doll, no tiny tinker toy, I want a beerapotamus to play with and enjoy!)
During the holiday festivities the beerapotamus consumes excessively large amounts of beer. (Approximately 24-36 beers A day)
by snanfam December 4, 2016
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