Definitions by smygy

Carpicorn

A carpicorn is a Capricorn ♑️ who thinks they’ve done enough work by default simply because Capricorn rules labor and they are constantly insecure their work is subpar. They typically fish for those that sit back for group projects, to utilize them and put them to work. They usually believe they are not sheep but GOATs, but no, they are wannabe Pisces. They have intelligence but no spirituality- they are only one fish. They fish for whatever they think they are owed for their labor. Carps kinda lazy tbh tho, they eat plants and bugs, which is why a carpicorn is simply the immature/insecure version of Capricorn.

“Kyle was such a carpicorn, that he quit his job to join the J’s Witnesses in their mission to trigger global religious psychosis. Shame they hooked him with a dealer too young. I heard his first love went lez.”
“wtf strain are you puffing rn?”
“a hybrid, duhh”

Carpicorn by smygy June 4, 2026