1. An ultra-exclusive pre-orientation program consisting of a 3-day hiking extravaganza through the Pennsylvania wild. It’s a fun-filled grimefest of epic proportions which takes in Penn’s finest incoming freshman and strips them of all sense of decorum until all that remains is a filthy, half-crazed pack of would-be students who have turned defecating into a competitive sport. (Two words: tandem pooping.) Bound together by their new state of enlightenment, PennQuesters fear but one thing and one thing only: the Fecal Finger;
2. There can be only one PennQuest;
3. Birthplace of the Fecal Finger;
4. PennQuest is where gingers, blacks, whites and brown people proudly live together in harmony.
2. There can be only one PennQuest;
3. Birthplace of the Fecal Finger;
4. PennQuest is where gingers, blacks, whites and brown people proudly live together in harmony.
by smugpeach January 16, 2009