Definitions by smmr <3

you wot mate 

alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”

Person 1: oi mate you ugly mate
Boris Johnson: YOU WOT MATE ARE YOU BLOODY MAD

you wot mate by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

next time go eat a salad 

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.

Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!

next time go eat a salad by smmr <3 January 13, 2023