Definitions by smiley the swamp donkey hunter

capton Ahab 

A skinny guy who bypasses the good looking girl to go after the big fat whale !

Hey adam check out capton Ahab he is at it again with those fatty's over there did you forget to tell him no whaling tonight?

capton Ahab by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 19, 2009

Salad finger 

Finger banging a chicks ass!

Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v

Salad finger by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009

dracula dick 

when you have intercouse with a girl who is on the rag and you get a bloody dick!

I was fucking this swamp donkey last night and she didnt tell me she was on the rag i turned on the lights and BAM! dracula dick!

dracula dick by smiley the swamp donkey hunter September 23, 2009