slutface skank's definitions
a penis that is always hard or erect and always being inserted inside objects such as jars of peanut butter, envelopes, toilet paper tubes and hypervaginas.
1. man my hyperpenis is always ready for action.
2. i think i will go masterbate into a jar of peanut butter.
2. i think i will go masterbate into a jar of peanut butter.
by slutface skank October 16, 2006
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