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Jeraint

Jeraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Jeraint is 'Jeron' (meaning old), Jeraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Jeraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.

"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Jeraint."

by slattmeow2021 November 23, 2021