fart nut

when u try to do a fake fart, and it doesnt work, u have unintentionaly created a fart nut( when u shit in your pants and leave an annoying turd stain)
he was trying to be funny, but all he got was a fart nut
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)
the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face
by slapapig September 24, 2003
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ShitStain

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...
he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear
by slapapig September 28, 2003
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spooberry

a spooberry is a soupy combo of spoo, and semi-solid turds of sorts! a spooberry is some runny shit that got stuck on an asshair and dried up, due to the action of hamming it up and the semisolid turds acting as extra build
a spooberry got stuck on my asshole and is really annoying
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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coffee face

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee
i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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spoo

spoo is actually a type of shit, it is like a shit that comes out all soupy and has a spew to it, kinda like windy rain and dirt ssppppooooooo
that bastard left spoo all over my toilet and all around it
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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