slapapig's definitions

fart nut

when u try to do a fake fart, and it doesnt work, u have unintentionaly created a fart nut( when u shit in your pants and leave an annoying turd stain)

he was trying to be funny, but all he got was a fart nut

by slapapig September 23, 2003

spooberry

a spooberry is a soupy combo of spoo, and semi-solid turds of sorts! a spooberry is some runny shit that got stuck on an asshair and dried up, due to the action of hamming it up and the semisolid turds acting as extra build

a spooberry got stuck on my asshole and is really annoying

by slapapig September 23, 2003

porkimon

a rare pokemon character. It's superpower is shoting out its pork stump and hamming its foes with stump sauce. (see pork sword)

porkimon came out of a bush with a pork sword

by slapapig September 24, 2003

spoo

spoo is actually a type of shit, it is like a shit that comes out all soupy and has a spew to it, kinda like windy rain and dirt ssppppooooooo

that bastard left spoo all over my toilet and all around it

by slapapig September 23, 2003

ShitStain

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...

he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear

by slapapig September 27, 2003

Flap

generally found on extremly fat people, its a huge sagging boob, or a belly roll or rolls and other things that fit in this description above. when whalelike people walk around, these items apear to (flap), due to air resistance and gravity, much as a birds wings flap or a whale flipper flip and/or flap. sometimes these things all flap/flip at once. this could be called a fat man's disco. amazingly, u get all this action just from walking!

that man just walked across the street, but it looked like he was flipping/flapping/rolling because all the flaps and flips made it look like he was dancing, unintensionally. When he made a turn to the left, all his flaps and rolls made him look as though he had a superpower of turning into tornadoes or spining around while walking straight

by slapapig September 27, 2003