coffee face

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee
i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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ShitStain

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...
he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear
by slapapig September 28, 2003
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Ass Hair

hairs or pubes that appear on an asshole
your asshair yanked out and u sliped
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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porkimon

a rare pokemon character. It's superpower is shoting out its pork stump and hamming its foes with stump sauce. (see pork sword)
porkimon came out of a bush with a pork sword
by slapapig September 24, 2003
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Slip

when u left your fly open, somebody notice a nut slip out into the open most likely it was a left nut...
nobody wants to say anything embaressing to that person, so its called a slip(a bad open fly)
honey, a man at work had a double slip today... maybe everybody should let people with slips know, so they dont walk around like that all day long in the office
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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hamming

the act of taking somebody's pillow and shoving it in an asscrack and rubbing it back and forth to get that smell, also farting on a pillow can constitue as hamming or hamming it up
you are hamming your towel by doing that
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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