slapapig's definitions

pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

by slapapig September 24, 2003

Slip

when u left your fly open, somebody notice a nut slip out into the open most likely it was a left nut...
nobody wants to say anything embaressing to that person, so its called a slip(a bad open fly)

honey, a man at work had a double slip today... maybe everybody should let people with slips know, so they dont walk around like that all day long in the office

by slapapig September 23, 2003

Flap

generally found on extremly fat people, its a huge sagging boob, or a belly roll or rolls and other things that fit in this description above. when whalelike people walk around, these items apear to (flap), due to air resistance and gravity, much as a birds wings flap or a whale flipper flip and/or flap. sometimes these things all flap/flip at once. this could be called a fat man's disco. amazingly, u get all this action just from walking!

that man just walked across the street, but it looked like he was flipping/flapping/rolling because all the flaps and flips made it look like he was dancing, unintensionally. When he made a turn to the left, all his flaps and rolls made him look as though he had a superpower of turning into tornadoes or spining around while walking straight

by slapapig September 27, 2003

porkimon

a rare pokemon character. It's superpower is shoting out its pork stump and hamming its foes with stump sauce. (see pork sword)

porkimon came out of a bush with a pork sword

by slapapig September 24, 2003

fart nut

when u try to do a fake fart, and it doesnt work, u have unintentionaly created a fart nut( when u shit in your pants and leave an annoying turd stain)

he was trying to be funny, but all he got was a fart nut

by slapapig September 23, 2003

nuts

Formally known as a testicle and/or testicles.(balls)
Also known as a game of pool with 15 balls, u gotta hit your nuts in with the plunger, then u hit the black nut in

I used to be really good at nuts, untill i continuously and prematurly hit the black nut in before expiring

by slapapig January 7, 2007