Definitions by slapapig

spoo 

spoo is actually a type of shit, it is like a shit that comes out all soupy and has a spew to it, kinda like windy rain and dirt ssppppooooooo

that bastard left spoo all over my toilet and all around it

spoo by slapapig September 23, 2003

coffee face 

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee

i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face

coffee face by slapapig September 23, 2003

hamming 

the act of taking somebody's pillow and shoving it in an asscrack and rubbing it back and forth to get that smell, also farting on a pillow can constitue as hamming or hamming it up

you are hamming your towel by doing that

hamming by slapapig September 23, 2003

fart nut 

when u try to do a fake fart, and it doesnt work, u have unintentionaly created a fart nut( when u shit in your pants and leave an annoying turd stain)

he was trying to be funny, but all he got was a fart nut

fart nut by slapapig September 23, 2003

spooberry 

a spooberry is a soupy combo of spoo, and semi-solid turds of sorts! a spooberry is some runny shit that got stuck on an asshair and dried up, due to the action of hamming it up and the semisolid turds acting as extra build

a spooberry got stuck on my asshole and is really annoying

spooberry by slapapig September 23, 2003

Slip

when u left your fly open, somebody notice a nut slip out into the open most likely it was a left nut...
nobody wants to say anything embaressing to that person, so its called a slip(a bad open fly)

honey, a man at work had a double slip today... maybe everybody should let people with slips know, so they dont walk around like that all day long in the office

Slip by slapapig September 23, 2003