Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.

He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!

by slap chop December 19, 2010

Ghosturbating

During Halloween you dress as ghost and get on all fours, you start masterbating while someone sticks a gourd in your ass.

I went to a halloween party and started ghosturbating infront of everyone.

by slap chop December 18, 2010