8 definition by sistuuhslick_x3

very pretty, but extremely fake. Everything is always funny to kylan's their always laughing, even though its not funny. Girls like this Used to be against drinking and smoking but now typically gets high and wasted every weekend. They also enjoy peeing on peoples floors in their houses. This behavior is generally misunderstood and very irrational, but is accepted as a weird urinal fetish to the Kylan population. Kylans tend to think they are popular but in fact are not liked by many due to them blowing off their friends to hang out with older people because they think they're really cool. They are generally bad friends and girlfriends because of a majorly jealously problem. look out for her calves(;
riley: "did you see that bitch pee on floor in front of everyone and soak it up with a towel?"
taylor: "yeah, that girl is such a kylan! i and everyone else on the entire planet would never do that, especially in another persons house!"
riley: "i know right? she thinks were best friends but i could never be friends with a loser like that."
by sistuuhslick_x3 December 17, 2011

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