sima kram's definitions

crusty baguette

When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.

Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.

by sima kram June 12, 2014

Quinkle

When you fart in the bath tub and then bite the bubbles.

I just heard Mary likes to quinkle. I don't think I want to kiss her anymore.

by sima kram May 29, 2014

Boavershadow

When the boat is way bigger than the car thats towing it.

Today I thought I saw a boat driving down the road until I saw the car. It was just a case of boavershadow.

by sima kram May 29, 2014