Definitions by sima kram

crusty baguette 

When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.

Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.

crusty baguette by sima kram June 12, 2014

Quinkle 

When you fart in the bath tub and then bite the bubbles.

I just heard Mary likes to quinkle. I don't think I want to kiss her anymore.

Quinkle by sima kram May 29, 2014

Boavershadow 

When the boat is way bigger than the car thats towing it.

Today I thought I saw a boat driving down the road until I saw the car. It was just a case of boavershadow.

Boavershadow by sima kram May 29, 2014