Definitions by shum doner

Plurd 

Plurd means when a gay guy shits out a pleasurable turd then puts it back in his ass. the after it pops back out. HE CUMS

I had this big ass plurd last night and i came gallons.

Plurd by shum doner May 3, 2019

Shum 

When you are having sex and you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

I made him shum all over me.

Shum by shum doner October 2, 2018