shreks illegal brother's definitions
When you grip your dick with immense force while jizzing to prevent the destruction of any article of clothing or furniture within a 10 foot radius.
Guy 1: Dude, that video I watched last nice was so crazy I had to do the tourniquet on my dick!
Guy 2: Please never speak to me again.
Guy 2: Please never speak to me again.
by shreks illegal brother June 1, 2021
Get the The Tourniquetmug.