shred wards's definitions

De-Dog

Cleaning your body and clothing of any allergens that were produced by a dog, in an effort to reduce the chance of allergic reaction.

"Be sure that you de-dog before you get into the bed! I don't want my allergies to act up tonight."

by shred wards December 24, 2018

Avocado Hopping

The act of visiting multiple establishments within a single outing in an effort to find the most ripe of Avocados.

"I've gotta go avocado hopping before the kick-back tomorrow- need to be sure we get ourselves some ripe avocados."

by shred wards September 2, 2018