Definitions by shludlover
JShagz
Equal parts alcoholic, gambling addict, sex addict, Letterboxd neek and self-proclaimed ex-Aspergers survivor (“grew out of it, swear on my life”). Obsessed with The Smiths, quotes Shakespeare in arguments, and once cried watching a smiths concert.
JShagz: "Have you listened to double decker bus", slurred
Ms Anderson: "Your sat is due tomorrow, get off Letterboxd and turn off the Smiths"
Ms Anderson: "Your sat is due tomorrow, get off Letterboxd and turn off the Smiths"
JShagz by shludlover July 31, 2025
Shlud
A 4'8", 120kg unit who bumps UK Drill at full volume, worships Cole Palmer like a prophet, and reps Chelsea FC harder than their ultras. Always seen with a crispy fade-mullet combo and unshakable confidence that he’s “skinny” — despite physics saying otherwise.
Shlud: "I love CP, COLE PALMER I LOVE HIM. HE WAS IN CENCH'S TIKTOK"
Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."
Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."
Shlud by shludlover July 31, 2025