Definitions by shitty Nicko

sleeping policeman 

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

sleeping policeman by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

pebble dasher 

1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls

2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate

3)A collection of cindy crawfords

Clean that after you fuckhead!!
That crapper has more skidmarks than a formula 1 race track!

pebble dasher by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004