shiftlaxdaddy's definitions

gamers thumb

An extrememe condition where a gamer rectally penatrates ones self using their thumb due to sheer loneliness or boredom.

There is little information about cures to this condition.
Some reports state that interaction with females can reduce symptons.

/or/

The ache's and pains felt around the thumb and hand after long intense sessions on console based shoot 'em ups

ohnoro loves his gamers thumb

ohnoro hides his condition but everyone knows its gamers thumb

ohnoro: "Oh sweet jesus, its stuck"
afinemess: "woah, what're you doing?"
ohnoro: "gamers thumb =("

by shiftlaxdaddy June 4, 2008