1 definition by shartfire

Makena is the type of girl you will never forget, mostly in a good way. She is confident, loud, and she don’t give a FUCK about what anyone thinks of her. Her jokes are dirty and so terrible that they’re funny anyways. She never shuts up about what’s going on in her life, but you never want her to because her life is so fucking awesome. She wears all of the clothes that you hate, but somehow rocks them anyway. Don’t get on her bad side though because she will verbally abuse you until you are shaking and crying on the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom.
Guy: “Damn Makena yo ass lookin real tight in those jeans...”

Makena: “I’m GAY you worthless sack of lard.”
by shartfire November 15, 2021
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