the ole switcheroo

as you are fucking a woman, or man (whatever your into faggots) fuck her doggy style pull out as your best friend quietly enters the room and jams his pee pee in her.

she will never know shes gunna get the ole switcheroo

by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010

van go!

the act of shitting on someones stomach then proceed with fingerpainting.

i swear babe ima artist lemme give u the van go!

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

the black bandit

the act of creeping up on someone whilst in their sleep, dropping your drawers, aligning your ass crack 3 inches i repeat 3 inches from the tip of their nose, then having someone else punch that sorry motherfucker in the nuts.

the terrorist is a fucking faggot so we should give him the black bandit then steal his ciggarettes.

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

pinapple express

the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus

i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010