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Definitions by shark bait ho haha

the act of shitting on someones stomach then proceed with fingerpainting.
i swear babe ima artist lemme give u the van go!
van go! by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

credit card 

the act of swiping a credit/debit card through someones asscrack then asking for money.
i need some cash. ill go try the credit card.
credit card by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

the black bandit 

the act of creeping up on someone whilst in their sleep, dropping your drawers, aligning your ass crack 3 inches i repeat 3 inches from the tip of their nose, then having someone else punch that sorry motherfucker in the nuts.
the terrorist is a fucking faggot so we should give him the black bandit then steal his ciggarettes.

the tire iron 

grab four girls unless you are caleb then insert each end of the tire iron in their vagina cavities or assholes if your caleb then have fun! unless your caleb
you, you, you, and you i got the tire iron...wanna hang out?...unless your caleb
the tire iron by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010