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ohai 

small boring town in california bordering on a tiny luddite college on a hill

(correct spelling: ojai)

girl 1: the best part of my day is shovelling shit at work
girl 2: shouldn't going home be the best part of your day?
girl 1: no, I live in ohai

ohai by share the harp is April 15, 2012