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Definitions by shannon motowakan

METAL SUSAN 

A METAL SUSAN IS A CHICK THAT LIKES TO BE FUCKED WHILE SHE LAYS ON A BED COVERED WITH TIN FOIL AND HAS A BATTERY CHARGER HOOKED TO IT
I ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES WHEN I GIVE A BITCH A METAL SUSAN OR MY COCK WILL BARBEQUE AND THE CRAZY HEFFER WILL TRY TO EAT IT
METAL SUSAN by shannon motowakan October 10, 2011

PROMAC&PASTEL 

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL

SOUPY JUAN 

IT TAKES TWO TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT FIRST ONE MUST HOLD THE SLEEPING VICTIMS NOSE SHUT WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH THE OTHER PERSON HOVERS OVER THEM FILLING THEIR THROAT AND MOUTH FULL TO THE BRIM WITH HOT RUNNY DIAREAH THATS A SOUPY JUAN
I ATE SO MUCH KIMCHEE TONIGHT YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PRAY I DONT SNEAK IN YOUR WINDOW AND GIVE YOU A BODACEOUSLY FRESH SOUPY JUAN
SOUPY JUAN by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 5, 2011

WOBBLE RIFFIK 

WHEN A DUBSTEP BEAT DROPS AND ITS DOPE AS FUNK! ITS WOBBLE RIFFIK A COMBINATION OF DUB LINGO AND DIGITAL PERFECTION!
DID YOU JUST CATCH THAT STELLAR DROP IT WAS STRAIGHT DOPE A MEAN FKN WOBBLE RIFFIK THE BEST FILTHY BEAT IVE EVER FELT ASWELL AS HEARD! YA FEEL ME?

lybian lettuce wrap 

To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!
she was so drunk that we all pitched in and gave her one hell of a lybian lettuce wrap

CUM TUMMY 

CUM TUMMY IS WHEN YOU ARE BANGING A TRAMPS TUNA CAT YOU PULL OUT CUM ON HER GUT AND USE YOUR COCK LIKE A PAINT BRUSH AND WRITE THANK YOU WITH YOUR FRESH LOAD!
I WAS SO THANK FULL FOR THE SUPER TIGHT SNATCH I REWARDED HER WITH A CUM TUMMY!
CUM TUMMY by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 3, 2011

NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL 

WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY
MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!