THE FALLING PIMP TREE

TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!

TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011

twatasores rex

a nagging amazon chick with a herpie covered stink hole

man dats a huge twatasores rex

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011

OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE

I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011

STINK PEACH

A great nick name for your ex wife or ex girl friend

man shes a dirty stink peach

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011

CHOMO

A FRESHLY RELEASED PEDOPHILE THATS ON PAROLE IS A DIRTY CHOMO

STAY AWAY FROM WEIRD EMAILS AND ANY CHOMO THAT HANGS OUT AT THE PLAY AREA AT THE MALL OR FREQUENT PUBLIC PARKS HANDING OUT CANDY THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE NEED A BULLET NOT REFORM

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 27, 2011

METAL SUSAN

A METAL SUSAN IS A CHICK THAT LIKES TO BE FUCKED WHILE SHE LAYS ON A BED COVERED WITH TIN FOIL AND HAS A BATTERY CHARGER HOOKED TO IT

I ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES WHEN I GIVE A BITCH A METAL SUSAN OR MY COCK WILL BARBEQUE AND THE CRAZY HEFFER WILL TRY TO EAT IT

by shannon motowakan October 10, 2011

HYMANOSCOPY

A new technique in hymen replacement surgery were we use white chocolate truffle squares in the hymens place very erotic and makes the sweet hunny pot much more paletable for your lover get it done today free trials availble absolutely brilliant raving sexual reviews from all Hymanoscopys performed to date

My husband wouldnt eat me now with this new truffle hyman its like buffet 24 hours a day its absolutely orgasmic i love my new hymanoscopy

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011