Definitions by shane hates cops

zoomies

After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.

Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."

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a useful act to society

Hey, Matt, come out today to eat the rich, maybe?
No, not today, I gotta bash the fash

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