Transylvestite

(n) Half Human, Half Vampire
2) Being the twisted, bloodhungry spawn of humans and vampires
3) Having undergone any surgical procedure in order to become a vampire (humans only)

Dude! I just got back from my canine extension appointment at the dentist's, Now I can be a transylvestite for every Halloween from now on!

by shamr0x0r October 22, 2010