zittlebood

when your dick is deformed and you don’t know how it happened
After Oscar laid the pipe on Maria, he looked at his dick and saw how deformed it was, and said, “Jesus Christ! My dick got zittlebood and I didn’t even notice!”
by shadyk September 22, 2020
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bum kid

Undergrown kid who doesn't take showers regularly. Characteristics include: looking like a fucking bum that's a kid.
Potter, you're a fucking bum kid. Go take a shower and make sure to use soap this time.
by shadyk May 01, 2003
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