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Dick waker
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When you wake up in
bed
and find
a man
hitting his dick on your
face
until it bleeds.
Dick
waker
Dick waker
by
seen M.
November 18, 2019
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Pedo
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A sick motherfucker gay or
lesbian
older than you. Who prays on
young
children and does weird
stuff
to them.
Dicky Are you alone
Kid
yes why
Dicky want me to take you home
kid
no you sick motherfucker
dicky I give you money
kid
ok
kid are you a pedo
dicky no
Pedo
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seen M.
November 17, 2019
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