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A sport that is mostly played by duchebags around the world. They are commanly assotiated with homosexuals. They often get mad when there sport is made fun of and call people whoever hates the sport lazy and fat, when really they are the real vaginas. A typical soccer fight involves slapping and kicking like little bitches.
Hey want to go play soccer john? No timmy that sport is fucking gay.
by secret324234 August 7, 2009
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